What I Am Not

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My new favorite Tumblr, maybe my new favorite thing.

uglyrenaissancebabies:

Andrea Mantegna, Presentation at the Temple (ca. 1460)
Oh fuck oh fuck, thank god you’re here, Angry Santa! I don’t want to be a mummy! 
(submitted by Fredrik Hildebrand)

My new favorite Tumblr, maybe my new favorite thing.

uglyrenaissancebabies:

Andrea Mantegna, Presentation at the Temple (ca. 1460)

Oh fuck oh fuck, thank god you’re here, Angry Santa! I don’t want to be a mummy!


(submitted by Fredrik Hildebrand)

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Anonymous asked: not meaning this in a mean way: Katy Perry looks like her*, not the other way around, katy did a lot of research to look like an old movie star

1. You make a very valid point.

2. I should check my inbox more often.

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Letter From Detroit

lareviewofbooks:

INGRID NORTON

writes us from the Motor City.


I was sitting in the Telway diner around the edge of midnight. The Telway is a story in itself: a chrome island built during the 1940s, floating on a blighted stretch of Michigan Avenue. Telway is staffed by the Appalachian whites who long ago moved to Detroit for work and, more recently, to the suburbs to live. It’s open 24 hours and nothing costs more than $2.25. I ordered a fish sandwich and had the place to myself, except for the short-order cook, the waitress, and the cashier. A pair of bulky night workers stood in the vestibule and asked for hamburgers, heads framed by the take-away window. Then an ambulance pulled off Michigan Avenue and parked on the sidewalk outside. A stocky, balding EMS worker with reddened skin and tired eyes came in.

“How much time you got?” he asked the powder-faced redheaded woman working the counter.

“How much time you need?”

“I just watched the cops beat the shit out of somebody,” the EMT said to all of us. “He was being stupid.”

He ordered a large coffee with double cream, and proceeded to tell us the convoluted story. He spoke with a flat affect and blank eyes. It was a robbery/assault at some house “by the train station.” He’d waited outside with the woman who had called 911. She kept telling him to go inside and help the man who’d been assaulted. “‘He’s spitting up, you gotta get in there.’ And I told her again,” he said, “‘I can’t go into a violent situation before the police get here, so we’ll have to wait for the police.’”

It took the police over half an hour to get there, and so they waited on the sidewalk while the woman grew steadily more agitated, railing about it being the EMT’s duty to save lives. She said, “I’m going in to get him! If he dies while we’re waiting and you aren’t helping him, I’m gonna sue the city.” The EMT replied, “Well, that’s a great idea, ma’am. Because in case you haven’t heard, the city’s broke. They don’t have the money to pay my pension. They’re taking away retirement benefits. I’m suing the city. So you can just get in line.”

“That’s Detroit,” said the lanky blue-eyed counterman, with a laugh. He had white hair and was probably of the first generation of Appalachian migrants to come to the city.

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Britain Puts Out The “Pets Welcome” Sign
By Sonia van Gilder Cooke / London, time.com
After a 7.6 earth­quake struck Indone­sia in 2009, a British search-and-rescue dog named Darcy trav­eled with her han­dler to search for sur­vivors in a remote Suma­tran vil­lage. When she returned to the U.K., instead of a hero’s wel­come, the pe…

I’m ready to go now, then. That’s all I was waiting on.

Britain Puts Out The “Pets Welcome” Sign
By Sonia van Gilder Cooke / London, time.com

After a 7.6 earth­quake struck Indone­sia in 2009, a British search-and-rescue dog named Darcy trav­eled with her han­dler to search for sur­vivors in a remote Suma­tran vil­lage. When she returned to the U.K., instead of a hero’s wel­come, the pe…

I’m ready to go now, then. That’s all I was waiting on.